literally had 100 drinks last night.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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