shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Even my vagina gasped.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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