When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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