Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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