He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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