I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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