Umm I'm too high to move.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize