I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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