I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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