And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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