I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
