i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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