what if I'm pregnant?
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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