I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
FUCK WHALES
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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