Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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