Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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