i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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