gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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