Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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