I'm lost and stupid without you.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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