I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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