Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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