Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
my liver is dry heaving
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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