I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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