Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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