Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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