she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
