he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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