My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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