whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just gift wrapped bread.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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