Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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