I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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