butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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