apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Randomize
