The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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