i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I have tasted many bathrooms
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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