Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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