Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
there is puke in my bra ... again
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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