first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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