she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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