Whoa Z and x make the same sound
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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