i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Randomize
