just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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