doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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