i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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