doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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