Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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