she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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