Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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