oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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