so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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