Where are you?
In a non slutty way
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
