another moral hangover. fuck.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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