The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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