i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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